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Wednesday, July 17, 2013
Woman who poesed nude pleads not guity: Her Boobs are happy!
Valerie Dodds pleaded not guilty for indecent exposure. She was arrested for posing nude outside Pius X High School. She came to court today with nothing on but a tube top and chapstick. She then told the judge what she was pleading and jumped up and down.
"I was so happy I was making my point." said Dodds "I was so happy that I was jumping up and down and making a pouty face. My boobs were so happy from me jumping up and down, it looked like they were clapping. And I know a lot about the clap."