Sunday, July 7, 2013

Mayor Stothert Confused About Which City She Leads

Seems Mayor Jean Stothert is a little confused about the power of her office. Sources close to the mayor have told us that Stothert thought when she was elected that she was also the mayor of Bellevue, Papillion, La Vista, and Ralston.

"She said that she thought that was a extra bonus. like frequent flier miles or gas points," said a source close to the mayor. "She thought they were a part of Omaha. She had big plans for what she called South South Omaha."

We tried to contact each of the mayors in the different cities, but Stothert told all of them not to talk to the press. A written note to each of the mayors read: "Talk to the press and I will invade your city. Don't test me on this. I've played the game Monopoly"

Sources to the mayor told us, "I think she means Risk."

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