Tuesday, July 16, 2013
James Martin Davis Sued Himself
"I noticed that James Martin Davis was in need of an attorney," said James Martin Davis. "So after I sued myself, I also decided to defended myself."
Davis decided to sue himself after he tripped outside his house in his driveway. Noticing that he was a victim of a crime, he then put in the paper work to sue himself. Then noticing that he was playing the victim of the victim of a crime, he decided he was the right guy as well for the defense team .
"I am always a champion for the little guy. So when I noticed that James Martin Davis was the little guy, I took a shot as his attorney," said James Martin Davis.
It is said that Davis fell in his driveway when he spotted a ambulance and tried to chase it.