Thursday, July 25, 2013

Man Confused about Spearmint Rhino

Brian Jones was confused the other day about the Gentleman's Club in Carter Lake called, Spearmint Rhino.

"I kept seeing billboards promoting something called, Spearmint Rhino," said Jones. "Forever, I thought that was a flavor of gum. Chew Spearmint Rhino after meals!!! I didn't know it was a Gentleman's Club. Now that I know what is, I feel like a fool. I guess it still could be gum. It would just leave a bad taste in you mouth. Like stripper glitter and shame. Oh, well!"

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